5 Minute Olympics Craft For Kids


5 Minute Olympics Craft For Kids

Happy 31st Hunger Games Olympics!

I’ll be straight with you, I’ve never been super into watching the games. But before you pick up your javelin to shove in my eye for saying that, let me just explain that it was never really a thing in my home to watch the Olympics and since it’s only once every 4 years, this will only be the second games since I’ve been a grown woman. (Read: I’m not THAT old, despite all of my tired crotchety posts that have led you to believe otherwise).

While I may have been mostly uninterested in the past, I’m actually really excited about this years games. D is just getting to the age where the idea of sports is starting to be exciting, and I think he will love watching them with us.

We decided to do a special Olympics themed workout today for our fitness class, and I decided to use it as the perfect excuse to make a quick craft for the kiddos to get involved and have some fun during the opening ceremony tonight.

All You Need is:

-Bubbles (from the $1 spot at Target)

-Colored cardstock



5 Minute Olympics Craft For Kids

I found a cute medal printable from Education.com and cut them out. Then used the twice to tie them around the bubbles.

5 Minute Olympics Craft For Kids

This will literally take you five minutes to throw together, but I guarantee the babes will have a blast with their “medals” during opening ceremony! (Especially if you let them blow some of those bubbles in the house— just saying).


DIY “UP” Inspired Honeymoon Jar

DIY Up Inspired Honeymoon Jar

DIY has never been easier (or cuter!) with the “UP” inspired Honeymoon jar.

One of my favorite people on this planet is getting married in August, and I’m fortunate enough to get to stand up there with her while she takes her vows.

She’s a huge Disney fan, but it goes even deeper than most people’s love of churros and taking photos in mouse ears— Disneyland has been a safe haven for her since she was very young, and it holds a special place in her heart. So naturally, she wanted to find ways to gently nod to her love of all things Walt, without her wedding being something straight out of fantasyland.

She came up with the idea to do an “UP” inspired honeymoon jar, and wanted to recreate Carl and Ellie’s Paradise Falls jar, which is basically the cutest idea ever. So, I practically begged her to let me do it for her, and she said yes.

First thing was to find the jar— so much harder than I anticipated. Seriously, they do not make that exact style jar anymore. After searching everywhere, I finally found one at Michaels that wasn’t exact, but good enough for this remake.

Next step was to write “Paradise Falls”. Okay— if you’re thinking I’m ridiculous for writing an entire blog post tutorial for this simple craft, I don’t blame you. And if I had just slapped a handwritten piece of paper on a jug then I would agree with you. But I’m a bit of a perfectionist, and so it was really important to me that I was able to recreate the jar as close to the original as possible.

I quickly found out that nobody else on the internet had cracked the code on how to get the perfect “Paradise Falls” font either, so I got creative.

I pulled up an image of the jar from a still frame shot and downloaded it to my computer. From there, I opened it in my Adobe Illustrator, and blew it up to the size I needed. Then I turned the brightness on my computer up, placed my card stock over the screen, and traced the wording carefully. After, I went over the tracing with a fine marker.

DIY Paradise Falls Honeymoon Jar

I then went back and traced the size of the “paper” of the piece of paper on the picture, so that mine would be scaled correctly. From there, I simply cut it out and BAM! DIY goodness.

I was insanely pumped to cross this project off of my list of things to do, but I could not for the life of me find any freezer tape— which is the only tape that would do for this. So, I bugged Derek until he decided to let us run over to Michaels and grab some. I cut off four pieces and sized them down, and then I used a glue stick to give them an extra hold on the jar.

DIY Up Inspired Honeymoon Jar


And there you have it! It was the most complicated, easy craft of my life and I love it so much. Total cost: Under $15  for the perfect honeymoon wedding jar!

DIY Paradise Falls Honeymoon Jar


No Soliciting


No Soliciting Sign

I made this sign the other day, and now every time I walk up to my front door, I laugh.

If you’re neighborhood is anything like ours, then you’ve got a serious solicitor problem.

Don’t get me wrong— I LOVE supporting people trying to make a name for themselves. And I think it takes courage to walk up to a person’s front door and look them in the eyes for a sale. But I have a serious problem with about 95% of the people selling things in my neighborhood, and they have officially ruined it for the other 5%.

I can handle the Girl Scouts, and the little league coupon books, and even the tree cutting service that feels the need to stop by monthly to see if we are ready for a trim yet.

What I can’t handle— No, what I refuse to handle, are the people who literally come to my house at 8:00pm at night. The ones who BANG on my door, in addition to ringing my doorbell. The ones who wake up my kids and act like they are being chased by a murderer with their fist pounding, only to tell me that they are from “Save The Children”, but “No, I don’t have a manual or anything with me to prove such.”

I, no joke, have had two different men from the “same organization” come to my door and begin our conversation at 8:00pm like this:

“Don’t worry, the dark man isn’t here to rob you!”


Who is in charge of their sales pitch script? Because hot damn! I wasn’t worried about you robbing me until you said it, guys.

And I’ve got to tell you, nothing is worse than when I finally get both kids down for a nap and a realtor comes knocking on the door. They don’t care that we moved in less than three years ago, they really want us to sell our home.

“You’ve got a lovely property!”

“Yes, I know. Which is why I don’t want to sell it…”

“But the market! THE MARKET!”

Have you ever experienced the chaos that is packing your car for a weekend trip with the kids? Because if you have, then you would never suggest I pack my entire house up and move with kids— that’s just insanity. No thanks, I’ll be here until these boys are old enough to move their own shit.

I wish I could take this sign around with me places, because the over-selling doesn’t stop at door to door.

We walked into an Ashley’s Furniture the other day for a couch, and the guy wrote on our paperwork that he handed his boss that we would be leaving with an $8,000 Tempur-Pedic mattress. From the moment we walked in he had decided that HE was in charge of what we left with that day, not us. He didn’t care that we had two small children with us and only wanted to browse couches. He stalked us like prey, and kept begging us to take a “quick and fun test for a $50 gift card!” We got tired of the circling, but we also felt bad for him. We aren’t naive. We understand that his job is heavily commission-based and that he is just trying to make a living. So finally, we agreed to his “quick” test. He took us over to the Tempur-Pedic and had us lay on it. He showed us all of the wonderfulness that is a Tempur-Pedic and did his best to convince us that in addition to spending $1400 on a couch, we could totally swing the $8,000 for the mattress we don’t need as well. Realizing that he wasn’t going to win us over, he got his manager involved.

She came over “to give us the $50 gift card”, looked at the paper he had been jotting on, and said, “So you’re getting a couch and a Tempur-Pedic? How would you like to pay for that?”

I’m sorry, what?

I was so turned off by the entire situation that I didn’t even want the damn gift card anymore. (But we still got it). And with that, we gave them an old phone number and left.

I’d like to note, that he literally DID NOT CARE about the couch we wanted. He gave us ZERO information about it, but a plethora of info about the damn mattress. In fact, I could probably pitch a sale to you now with all of the information he threw our way.

I think I’ll make a shirt version of my sign. That way, just maybe, I’ll be able to browse for furniture without someone trying to convince me that I really need something else.

And if you’re brave enough to ring my doorbell even after reading the sign, you’ll then be greeted by me wearing the shirt— making the entire situation that more awkward.

But seriously don’t do it. Don’t make it weird.